This won’t end well

“A figurine of a stormtrooper under a desk lamp with an incandescent light bulb” by James Pond on Unsplash

“I know you don’t believe me, Mr. Patterson, and I know you think I’m crazy, but I’m telling you — something was shouting at me!”

“Jake…”

“I’m telling you, guys. I heard something, something not inside my head!”

“Jake! We’ve got a serious problem on our hands. You’ve interrupted class again for the fourth time this week, yelling profanities over God-knows-what while Mrs…